by DeWayne Strickland
Who has the internet in a shark feeding frenzy for scandalous tapes? You may ask yourself, "is it Pamela Lee Anderson?" No, it is Paris Hilton or should I say "Paris the Heiress."
This party-hopping socialite definately has made a name for herself. From the online sex tapes, to the "House of Wax" she has become the queen of the internet. How long will it last? How long can we handle it?
Many seem to find her life amusing and her tv show the "Simple Life" raised a few eyebrows. Imagine having Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie coming to your house? It would be nice to see them doing dishes, laundry, and being maids.
The only thing that seems to give Paris Hilton the attention online are those sex tapes. I don't see an acting career for her or a television career. She might have a modeling career for anorexic girls that are rich.
Have you watched House of Wax? If you have, then you know she cannot act. She is attractive, but incredibly anorexic. I am sure there were people in the movie theatre, secretly cheering in their hearts, when a metal pole went through her head. I know why the killer did not aim at the body, because he would have missed it! It is hard to hit a target that is not there! Someone give her a ham sandwich!
Love her or despise her? This rich young woman does have a strong following and the tabloids eat up her antics. It may be hard to believe, but there are many die hard Paris Hilton fans that love her. I may never understand it, but it is good to know with enough money, you can build your own Egypt!
Imagine receiving a $3 Million dollar engagement ring and a new $12,000,000 dollar house! Her fiance is very generous and has left a good example for humanity. Now, if he will get her to eat some more food! Give her a ham sandwich!
I think in the horror movie The Fog, she would have had a fighting chance as a anorexic leper, on the boat that was consumed with fire. Here again, she would have been a victim and it might keep some of her loyal fans entertained.
Will Paris Hilton hit the silver screen again with her second-rate entertainment? I don't know about you, but I hope not. I will make sure I have a barf bag on hand if she does! Thanks to Paris Hilton, every actor that lacks talent has hope.
She can play a victim, as long as she does not talk and she leaves some thick clothes on, like maybe a snow suit!
Maybe someday, Paris Hilton will be over in a third world country feeding the children with Brad Pitt. Dreams do come true!
DeWayne H. Strickland has been a Film Freak since the time he could walk. He is a webdesigner and is the crazy movie review critic at: http://www.moviedownloadmatrix.com